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Things you might hate about people!!!!

• When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, stupid?

• People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is mate, where is yours?

• People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears? Hands? Wellington boots?

• When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

• When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No stupid, I paid 10 Pounds to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.